Meet Contestant #3, a Romance featuring plenty of Shakespeare References!

Genre: Romance
# of Pages: 351
Birthday: June 28th
Tropes: Banter, Second Chance Romance, Shakespeare References
About Me: I cannot believe I'm back home, but excited to reconnect with some people I lost touch with!

The first words they'll say to you (a snippet from the first page):

I stared morosely at the screen, where “ELF SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND HATHAWAY SMITH’S TO BLAME, SHE GIVES YA A BAD NAME!” glared back at me in a rather shouty font. Instead of being a productive human and packing up everything I needed to work from my childhood home this summer, I’d gone down the rabbit hole on SpillThatTea.com.

*Also includes a limited edition bookmark!